Car:
1. You can carry more than one passenger. And you don't have to bring a spare helmet to take home that floozie from the bar... or her sister.
2. You can take a nap in a car.
3. You can make out in a car.
4. You can eat, drink, and smoke while driving with your knees... all while talking on your cellphone.
5. Drive-through windows.
6. A/C, heat, stereo, and a roof!
7. Skin graft? Where?
8. Cargo space for shopping and moving.
9. On-Star
10. You can drive in reverse.
11. Bigger gas tank.
12. You can have bumper stickers.
13. No "helmet head."
14. Car chargers for cell phones, etc.
15. You can carry a spare tire.
16. You can drive naked!
Motorcycle:
1. Fun
2. Saves money on gas
3. You never have to clean out empty bags, wrappers, and beverage containers.
4. No one will ask, "oh, can you drive me to the airport on Saturday?"
5. You can go pretty damn fast.
6. You can always find a parking spot.
7. You don't have to lock the doors or roll up the windows.
8. You don't have to get up to fill the gas tank.
9. You don't have to air it out after parking it in the sun.
10. You can do wheelies.
11. You can get near cutting edge performance for next to nothing.
12. You don't have to rotate the tires.
13. You will never forget to roll up the windows when it rains.
14. You never need air freshener.
15. You will never accidentally lock yourself out.
16. Crackheads won't break your window just to steal the loose change you left on the floor.
17. You'll finally have an excuse to wear leather pants!
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