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4.1.2007
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ADVrideristä varastettuja juttuja "strange GS encounters".

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Strangest one was when a group of hard core swastika tatooed types on ratty HD's pull up next to me at the light. I noticed them checking the GS out and to my surprise the nearest one says" Fine aryan machine" with an approving nod. That one had me laughing all the way home.

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At a Concours d'Elegance type event, attended by mostly HD/V-twin riders a tanktop bubba and his girlfriend wandered by the GS and commented on the [then] Vario cases. He said, "What are those f*ing things? They look like filing cabinets?" I then challenged himto a dual to protect the honor of my then '05 GS...ah well, at least the first part was true!

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A Chinese gentleman walked up, and we talked about the bike for a while. His take on the Adventure and the Harley parked next to it: "That one (Harley) for look, this one for action!"

Next, the Harley owner walked up and complimented me on the bike. That was wild. His wife told him: "stop looking at it like that, our garage is full!"

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... its a stock 1150 GS Adventure. One guy chased me through 3-4 streets and down to my parking spot at the local BX to ask about... and salivate all over the bike, one retireee commented on the sheer size of the fuel tank, and a number of others just commented on how totally sturdy/utilitarian/rugged the bike looks... other than that, I get the occasional look-over followed by the thumbs-up...

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One happened when I rode into my garage which faces my backyard. As I'm closing the garage door I saw a guy who'd just sprinted up my driveway. He scared the hell out of me! He had followed me home just to ask me about my GS. I obliged him and we spoke for a short while. As I watched him leave (in part to make sure he did), I noticed he got into a late model M3.

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I've had people ask why I have ice coolers attached to the back of my bike, and why I would ruin a great bike with those huge ammo cans.

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I stopped to visit a harley riding friend and his comment was...."you buy the wierdest shit!"

I also had a woman in her 80s at a gas station tell me she would like a ride, I said "hop on!" and she she wished she had time, but didn't.

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I've heard everything from, "What the hell is that thing" to "Is that a four cylinder"? I always tell people to "stand back, It's loud" before I start it to ride off. They usually have a grin after they've heard it run.

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I had one fellow quite rudely ask me "How much did you pay for that?" I told him someone gave it to me and he looked stunned

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A guy walked up to me in a grocery store parking lot and asked if "those things were two big turbochargers or something?" He was pointing at my cylinder heads. Obviously I said yes...

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at the gas station
"damn, that thing holds a lot of gas" 1200ADV

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the one i hear the most is "what holds the back wheel on?"

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"Neat bike. So ... is it electric?" Nope, runs on gas.

"Hey, that's the bike the Star Wars guy rode around the world, right?" Yep.

And regarding my aux tank:

"Is that a beer keg on the back of your bike??" Absolutely.

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I get comments all the time, especially in this smaller town where there are no other BMW motorcycles. Most of the time it is something along the lines of "I had no idea BMW even made motorcycles." I did have an old guy (probably in his 80s) stop his pickup truck in the middle of a state highway to ask if it was a BMW. When I answered "yes" he yelled out "dem muthafuckas will run forEVa" (emphasis added to reflect his inflection). I laughed in my helmet for at least a mile after that.

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I took my 1150 GSA on a poker run that was 95% Harley riders. While waiting to enter a checkpoint parking lot a guy on a HD asked me if I was planning to ride over something. I said "yeah" and promptly rode over a tall curb and dirt center median to enter the parking lot ahead of everyone else!

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Maybe 7 or 8 years ago, before I owned a BMW, I probably freaked a guy out in Jacksonville, FL. Me & a buddy spotted a guy in his driveway next to his yellow GS. We pulled into his driveway, appearently two white guys in a purple Miata didn't look to gangsta, and the gentleman indulged us for quite a while answering questions about his bike. As it turns out, he was a photographer who flys to mexico, then to Cuba and takes lots of travel photos that the Cuban community buys up because they miss their home. He had lots of interesting stories. That'd make a great slogan "You meet the nicest people on a BMW."

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On two separate occassions, I've had Harley guys pay me compliments on the GS. Once recently, I was parked in front of a semi biker bar and when I went to leave, some Harley bikers (hanging out in front), told me that everyone that has walked past my bike has mentioned how good looking it was.

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On another occassion, I was in Death Valley getting gas when this Harley rider asked me if I can take my bike off road. I told him that that was the idea behind the bike. His response was to smile and say "outstanding!" He gave it a long hard look. I sort of got the impression that his Harley was on its way out.

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It depends on where I'm at as to the reactions I get. I have had many people come up and tell me what an "awesome" bike the GS is. Here in Cali I see a lot of GS's, and don't get a lot of looks. When I visited my brother in the Salt Lake City area I saw almost no GS's in that part of Utah. Driving through Salt Lake and Provo it seemed like every person in every car was staring at the bike.

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The one place where I get the biggest reaction is when I fuel up the GSA and go in to pay. When it's nearly empty, it can be up near $40 and the console operaters say" But you're on a motor bike?!!"

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I have been riding a GS for 14 years. There are not many where I live so it is pretty common to get the weird looks and oddball questions. The crazy part is that it is 99.999% men (read the posts, looks like it is for you too) These bikes are geek magnets.

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Here we are at Newcombs Ranch on a typical Sunday morning. Check out the Harley guys circling my GS. My friend Ara doing a fine job of answering questions.

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If I leave my bike in town, when I return to it, it's very difficult to make my way through the mob of women wondering who would ride such a bike. They're stroking the tank, petting the cylinders, sometimes sucking on the foot pegs.

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I was in front of the gym this summer, parked next to a harly. I was just starting to put my gear on when the owner of the harly and his friend came out, his friend says wow that's one cool bike! The harly rider says "thanks I just got it" then his friend says "no... that one!" pointing to my bike. I just had to laugh, and then I said to the other guy your bike's cool to dude...and road off.....LOL!

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Bought my '04 GSA this past summer, and needing it inspected took it down to the local garage which is run by 2 Harley riders.

The first guy is checking it out when the other ambles over and exclaims,

"Damn, all that thing needs is a Fifty Cal. mounted on it"

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I was in Daytona for BikeWeek on my 95 GSPD, with three riding buddies on their shiney new Harleys.

We were sitting in traffic at a light and the guy in front of us jumps out of his jeep with camera and askes me if he can take my picture.

I just laughed and said yes. He didn't give the Harley's a second look.

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I walked out of petsmart with a 50lb bag of dog food in a cart and my helmet in hand. I got some seriously strange looks walking out and as I loaded the bike.

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muok: perhana kun lähti viesti liian aikaisin eikä tätä saa poistettuakaan. Muokkaan tähän jatkoksi lisää noita lainauksia.
 
I was coming out of trader joes the other evening on my 04 GSA with my g/f on the back. Two guys in their 20's were walking on the sidewalk as we rode out and one says to the other: "That's it! That's the one I was telling you about! With the luggage and everything!" The other guy says "Cool!"

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I think i get more comments on the aerostich suit than the bike though - are you a fireman?

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When I got my BMW's, all of a sudden I knew what it was like to be a hot chick with big tits. I did get an awful lot of attention from MEN.

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I was riding through Wilmington one afternoon, came around a corner and a guy hollers, "Yo man, looks like a G I Joe bike" Cracked me up.
People only see H-D's and sport bikes. GSA is a very different looking bike. My wife calls it the Hummer!

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I had sorta the same experience at a local HD dealership. I could see a bunch of the black leather clad folks gathered around my GS, until I walked out the door, then they all scattered and acted like they were looking at some chrome bolt on part on a nearby bike. Not one would make eye contact as I geared up and drove out.

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Later, one of the auto parts guys comes out and is looking the bike up and down.....he than asks me "did you build this thing?".
"No. It's a legitimate BMW bike, there just aren't many of these around" I reply.
He is standing on the left side of the bike, points to the left cylinder and then asks, "What is that, a supercharger?"

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Someone asked me why I would carry some folding chairs over to my friend's house for his party on my bike. Because I can.

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I stopped at a fruit stand near Sacramento (the Yolo one) with my girlfriend. When we were suiting back up some guy getting into his truck said, "Holy crap! Is that a lunar rover?!"

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This past June when my new bike still had the paper dealer plate with a big BMW logo on it a BMW station wagon pulled up next to me at a traffic light. The approx 40 year old woman driving honked her horn as her teenage daughter put down her window. The girl asked "Is that bike really made by BMW?" I told her "Yes it is." She turned to her mother, then back to me and said "My mom wants you to take her for a ride on it."

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The others are similiar to everone elses. I get a lot of people who ask about the opposed cylinders. Once i tell them they are cylinders they respond with, "wow, when did they start making them like that?"

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My favorite is the harley folk. At any of the big bike stops i try to park close by and my wife and I watch them all go up to look once we have walked away. I think they would like to treat it like a japanese bike and just bash it for being different, but deep down they know that they can't. It's like a bunch of guys in mustangs looking at a 911. They don't like to admit it, but they know that they are looking up the food chain, not down...

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As soon as my kickstand hits the ground I’m swarmed by 30 tourist from Japan who piled out of a tour bus. I’m almost certain they thought I was some movie star. All us round eyes look alike, right. They all took pictures of me and the bike. They each posed next to the bike for individual pictures.

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On day two, while bringing my new to me '02GSA back from the the Bay area to Seattle: A distinguished looking gentleman in his eighties, pulled up while I was checking tire presssure. He said, "Young man, I don't know much about motorcycles, but I designed many machines over my lifetime, and THAT is a sophisticated piece of engineering."

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I also recently got a (another) "when did they start making motorcycles?" at a gas station. I just said, "Mid 20s."

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Some Harley friends invited me to an open house day a the local HD dealer. While they were shopping for even more chrome trinkets I was walking around looking at bikes and things. I heard lots of loud noises coming from behind the shop and discovered they had free Dyno tests going on. I watched for a while and listened to the results being read off. Most were around 65 - 70 HP and one really loud bike was at 74 HP. The tech asked if I would like to have my R1200GS tested. I said sure, but didn't know if his dyno measured "German Horsepower"... They put the bike on the dyno and a crowd started to gather around. When the tech ran up the revs I could see a slight grin come over his face (he must have been board running all those Harleys ) When they said 84.40 HP & 70.00 TQ the crowd was silent and quietly walked away. Afterwards the tech came over to me and said he really liked my bike and not only was it the most horsepower he had run that day ,it was also the quietest.

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One guy asked me how big the motor was and I said "1100ccs". "Not possible" was all he could say.

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Another time I overheard two guys looking over my bike while I was standing around a parking lot finishing my drink. "Pathetic showoff" says Cletus #1. "Yeah, just cause he sticks a BMW sticker on it don't make it a BMW" says Cletus #2.

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1. when i told a guy that im bringing my newly purchased bmw gs he said that he didnt know that bmw makes motorcycle....
2. the most common question i get is, does it cost millions? (roughly $20,000) and one guy asked me is it about 100K(about $2000)
3. in gasoline stations, attendants are always awed by the capacity of the tank....
4. how fast does it go?
5. thats a real bike!!!!
6. Whats that!!!!
7. Odd looking bike....
8. im my part of the world where 400 cc bikes are referred to as big bikes, it is very uncommon to see 1000 cc bikes...and some guys would be awed when i tell them that it is a 1150 cc bike....
9. one guy approached me and said that he took a picture of my bike to use it as wallpaper in his pc...he said that he never knew that such bike existed....
10. WOW!!!
11. Where is the chain drive?
12. Tubeless with spokes!!!

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I ride Harleys as well as my GS...though lately the GS gets about 80% of my attention. A month or so ago, I made arrangements to meet a buddy of mine who lives far away...we only ride together a couple times per year. He rides a decked out Ultraglide with all the bells and whistles...but he's a rider...tens of thousands of miles each year, Iron Butt stuff, and he rides 12 months out of the year in Western Massachusetts. I knew it was going to be a long ride so I opted to take the GS instead of my Springer. I arrived at the designated meeting place first, grabbed a Mountain Dew, and took a seat at a picnic table to study the atlas. I heard him thundering down the road long before I saw him pull into the lot. He dismounted next to the GS and, instead of coming over to join me, just kept walking around the GS and scrutinizing it's exotic parts. After a while, it became clear that he wasn't coming over so I walked over to join him. He sees me coming across the parking lot and excitedly asks "Have you seen this thing?" He didn't even know it was mine. He thought it belonged to a stranger and still he stood around drooling. He was completely awe struck...apparently he had never seen a GS up close in his 50+ years. He asked about every detail...shaft drive...injection...ABS...heated grips...fuel capacity...telelever...paralever...tubeless spokes...single sided swingarm...hard cases. The guy just couldn't pull himself way from it. So we went riding and I led. He spent the entire day just watching the machine from a few feet behind me...commenting at every rest stop. Apparently, the GS has everything that he ever dreamt of in a bike...with one unfortunate exception...seat height...at 5'6", he could never ride the GS...he could hardly reach the ground on the Geezerglide. However, he continues to ask me about the bike every time that I talk to him and he gushes its attributes to everyone he meets. I think he's a fan.

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I was on the BRP a few weeks ago and stopped to have a drink and leak. When I came out there were 2 guys with HDs parked beside my GSA. As I approached....first guy says "thats quite a machine" second guy says "That is really ugly!" . Second guy then says..."I wish I had one"....first guy says.."me too"....I thanked them and said their bikes were great as well but they should look into a GSA since you are not allowed to shine them and you get more riding time in. They nodded ....and after putting ear plugs in....rode off...good guys.

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I came out of Wal-Mart the other day and a guy on a 1200 Sportster had parked next to my 05 GS. He pointed at the Vario cases and asked "can you haul beer in those things"? Without a blink I responded "sure, 1/2 case in the left side and a 30 pack in the right"! He got real quiet for a few seconds and said "Damn, those Germans are smarter than I thought".

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The airhead G/S gets the 'lunar rover/A-10' comments, since it's usually caked in orange clay mud and just generally gnarlier-looking (it also got me the compliment "That is the quietest motorcycle I've ever heard!

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What's funny is the expression they often have once they look back and see me: "WTF is that?" Sometimes you can read lips in traffic.

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Happens ALL the time.

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At the Harley dealer in Rochester. My brother is a mechanic there and he gets me a good deal on tires, etc. Whenever I stop there I always get a few curious people looking at the GS. The last time a young fellow (mid 20's) who looked like he worked there walked over and was ogle-ing for a while. Finally he asks what those things were sticking out on the sides (the cylinder heads). Turns out he is the owners son. Apparently he has a little bit to learn about motorcycles.

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The other day I was riding my decked out r1150gs home from work and there was a cop on a blue harley. He came up from behind me and passed me on the left. He started to slow down and I thought "oh boy, he must have it in for me or something." Anyway, he gets his bike in riding position next to me while we're moving and shouts over, "hey, you like that bike?" So I shout back, "yeah, I love it. Wouldn't trade it for the world." and he shouts back, " so that thing is for like on and off road, huh?" And I was like "yeah, this thing doesn't quit!" I realized that I was going to have to turn in a few blocks and wanted to end the conversation properly so I yelled, "They ought to get you guys these bikes!" And he yelled back, "if they did I sure as hell would take it!" We then said our good-bys and parted ways.

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Recently I had a lady ask me if her horse could look at my GS.

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The Trooper jumps out of the car and almost jogs up to me as I was taking off my helmet - I thought this was rather wierd for a traffic stop.
Instead of hearing "Lisence and registration please" I get... "I've been wanting to buy a GS for a while now - do you like it?" We sat on the side of the road for 20 minutes talking bikes as he checked every inch of mine over and over.

Before leaving I gave him this web site on the back of one of his cards! If you're out there reading this - Thanks for the best traffic stop ever...

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He asked the usual questions, then as I was leaving he stated: "that is a luxury enduro".

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First day on the new bike, 07 1200GSA, went to the market to get some groceries and I walk back to it and find a little old man walking around it. He was maybe about 5 feet tall, bald and wearing a baseball cap just purched on his head like old people do. He reminded me of a turtle. I'm about 6'4. I came up to him and he was actually looking UP at the bike, and then he looked up at me all wide eyed in his super thick glasses and said in a little weak voice:

"This bike is magnificent. It is humungous."

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I was at the cafe in Davenoprt on Hwy 1 with a friend who was riding his VX12, all clean and pretty and shiny. My GS was dusty, scratches on the Jesse's from going through gates & bushes, caked mud here and there. We were parked next to some futuristic- looking Harley. A purely-from-the-city woman came out of the cafe and said to me pointing at the Harley and Yamaha,"Those bikes are cool" and pointing at my GS said"but that is one ugly bike".I told my friend I was going to sit under a bush and cry for a while cuz she was so mean.Still cracks me up.

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Best comment was from an older woman riding pillon with her hubby on a newer HD dresser. 'what is that'. The the light turned an hubby blasted off.

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A harley guy walks up to a bmw rider in a gas station and says "How come all you bmw guys always dress like astronauts?"

The BMW guy promptly replies "I don't know, why do you harley guys always dress like someone from the village people?"


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When I got to a red light they pulled up next to me, so I looked over again and nodded and said "How ya doin". I can't sufficiently describe the effort they were going to so as not to make eye contact. I kept staring and waving, and finally asked the guy on the lead bike "Is your hand broken or are you ignorant?". His response was "We don' t wave to Japanese scrap". I said "Oh. As it turns out you are ignorant. This is German. Yours is Chinese. Have a nice day" and pulled away.

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"Is it true that BMWs get smoother every 30,000 miles?"

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Village people staring at my pretty red pig back when it was still red:

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."What do you use that for?" pointing to my bike. I said every day transportation, I commute with it. He looked at me like I was crazy....

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a pirate pulled up and dismounted off his Harley and started to do a one over on my GS.

We started to chat and as he was looking at it and the BIG Hella lights on my light bar when he turned to his pirate friend and with the most southern, backwoods, Deliverance, Gomer Pile accent said.......

"Well Bobby.....that thar machine's got 4 headlights, Ain't never seen such a thing!!"

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I parked along a dirt road to take a break and some horse people happened by. We were talking and one lady said to me, my horse wants to look at your motorcycle, is it OK?
Sure I said, she ambled up and her horse took a good look and smell of my GS.

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My bike was the "thing" next to his which was something out of MadMax

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One of the Harley riders aked me if he could sit on my GS.
He said, "how can you ride sitting up like this?" I told him I had just done 2,400 mi in 3 days.

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Another was the "chopper guy" that wanted to know how the chain went through the "tube" on right side an what the shock under the headlights was for.
 
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Tuo kaljakeissijuttu oli paras. Voi melkein kuvitella sen tilanteen ostarin parkkiksella pitkän damn'in saattelemana.
 
Alupönttöihin menee n. 3 matkalaukullista oluttölkkejä ja takapenkille hihnoilla toiset kolme. Pönttö toimii myös auton takakontissa kylmälaukkuna, kun sen täyttää juomilla ja jäällä.
 
...ruin the bike with huge ammo cans..

Mulla oliskin kellarissa pari peltistä hornetin keulatykin ammuslaatikkoa, pitäisköhän askarrella niistä sivulaukut...! Olis komeet!
 
Hauskoja tarinoita. Kiitos Nostalgia.
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Ollaanko me suomalaiset aika tylsiä? Tai sitten ujoja.
Ei kukaan ole mulle tullut ihmettelemään että mikä ihme toi pyörä on.
Paitsi muutama alan mies on tullut kehumaan, että on mainio pyörä.

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...ruin the bike with huge ammo cans..

Mulla oliskin kellarissa pari peltistä hornetin keulatykin ammuslaatikkoa, pitäisköhän askarrella niistä sivulaukut...! Olis komeet!
Tässä jonkun viritelmä Naton ammuslaatikoista.

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sanoi:
For years I have used NATO ammo boxes on my 4x4s - cheap ($20 each), tough, water proof really can't ask for better.

Commercially available pannier systems are WAY too much money for my liking - forking out $1500 CAD for a Touratech system is nuts. I think to build my system is about $50 for the cans and $50 for the materials.

Both my F650 GS and my R1100 GS have 320 x 220mm pannier racks made from 18mm (3/4") square tubing. The pannier holder slides on from the rear and a pin or padlock holds it in place. The holder is built so there is no holds drilled into the boxes and the boxes can be locked. When locked they are locked shut and locked to the holder at the same time.

Still have to build the 2nd pannier holder for the bike, finish welding everything, sand blast, prime and paint.

Weight of the metal box and holder is exactly 12kg - the aluminum pannier that was on my 650 weighs in at a little over 5kg. So I guess that makes a 14kg / 30lb weight penalty over aluminium panniers.

I guess the question comes down to is what does weight cost? Calling it free labour as I made them myself and a material cost of $100 that is a savings of $1400 over a professional made kit. Is the extra weight saving of the aluminium kit worth $100 per kilogram over the long run? Not to me! Heck 14kg is the same weight as 14L of fuel. Really almost the same weight trade off as a fully loaded adventure with 32L of fuel vs a regular GS with 22L of fuel. People do that all the time!
 
As I'm pulling up to the only empty gas pump at the station, I hear screeching tires and look up to see a VW Golf about two inches from my front tire. This guy was pissed because I got there first, evidently it was a race to the pump...He sticks his head out the window and starts yelling about how he ought to kick my ass. I opened my visor and yelled "I'm wearing body armor and a helmet, bring it!"

That got a few chuckles from the other folks who were gassing up.

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Guy in BMW 7 car at stoplight: "When did BMW start making motorcycles ?

Me: Just about the time they stopped making aircraft engines after WW1.

Him: Seriously? Your'e kidding?

Me: Nope... look at the engine... they chopped one of the airplane engines in half and thats why the cylinders are hanging out.

Him: It doesn't look like a Harley.

Me: Thank god for that !

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Pirate at the gas station, "Are you a fireman?"
Pretend to double check your location and then say, "Yes I am. Chief sent me here to tell you that your house is on fire."

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Last year I stopped off at the Biltmore but was too cheap to pay the entry fee. Anyway, I was on a 'schedule'.

Two guys come up to me in the parking lot as I'm getting ready to take off, probably in their early 20's, and are looking at the RT.

Them: "Cool bike, a BMW, they run and stand up right?"
Me: "Yeah, it runs nice."

Them: "But it stands up, right?"
Me: "I'm not sure what you mean. It has a center stand and you can start it while it's on the stand".

Them: "No, without the stand."
Me:
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Them: "Because the engine goes side to side, it will stay standing up while it's running, right?"
Me:

I'm actually very open minded and believe they were totoally serious; no idea how stuff like this propagates.

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Walking into the supermarket yesterday to pick up a perscription and some Carpet Fresh (don't ask), I passed a couple of little kids sitting in a cart pushed by their mom. They got excited and pointed at me:

"FIREMAN! FIREMAN! FIREMAN! MOM MOM MOM IT'S A FIREMAN!! FIREMAN!!!"

The mom was embarassed and tried to quiet them down. I just smiled and nodded.
 
GS kommentteja Performance Bike lehdessä (toimittajan huomautus suluissa):

How do you explain your choice to your mates?

- There is more to life than speed and knee-downs (but you miss that)
- You could drive around the world on it (but you won't)
- It's great off road (so you've read)

juurikin noin...
 
HIM: What year is your bike?
ME: '05.
HIM: I have an '05, too! Man, they're a comfortable bike.
ME: Yup.
HIM: I've got 8,300 miles on mine (with emphasis on the "8,300" for effect...obviously proud of his four year mileage total)!
ME: Oh. Okay.
HIM: How many miles are on your bike?
ME: 57,000.
HIM: 57,000 (Emphasising the "50" as in "FIFTY-seven thousand - and in a significantly more hushed tone)?
ME: Yup.

And he walked away.

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Lately when i get the interested Pirate-types, i just say "Look at the odometer" When they see 108K there's usually a whistle or a solemn nod. When i point out that 40K of those have been in the last 2.5 years, the conversation is pretty much over. Pirate mileage overload.

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Just recently bought my GS. I've got this neighbour kid who runs to the edge of his yard to watch me ride by, but always plugs his ears with his finger. Recently on the 12GS, as I mumbled by, he dropped his hands from his ears and pointed at me smiling.

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Women dig my GS. But I am really good looking.
 
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